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What Your Favorite Video Game Says About You

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March 21, 2024
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Video games are often used as the perfect way to escape reality and the everyday stresses of life. Some of us have spent countless hours wandering around mindlessly through our favorite video games and would not have it any other way. 

Whether you’re into first person shooters, RPG’s, MMO’s, or horror games, your personality most definitely matches what games YOU play. So here is our take on what types of personalities play this year’s most popular games. If you don’t see your fav, pick the one closest to it. 

Hell Divers 2: You want Glory, but not the parade and press tour glory. No, you want the glory of knowing your friends made it out and your sacrifice was for a greater good. Your memory will live on as a tattoo on the skin, the toast of raised glasses and the inspiration of those to come.

Mass Effect: You wanted to be an astronaut as a kid but your parents crushed your hopes and dreams. Now you secretly hope Elon Musk figures out affordable space travel soon, despite knowing you’ll never afford it.

Sims: You’re probably secretly a serial killer. We all saw you take the ladder out of the pool… but we also didn’t say anything so what does that say about us?!

Call of Duty: You think you’re good at shooting guns but in reality you get annihilated by a nine year old who calls you a little b*tch every day because you enjoy pain and suffering. 

Baldur’s Gate 3: You’re almost 30 years old and still spend your weekends playing Dungeons and Dragons while eating Cheeto puffs. You also probably romanced the guy who turns into a bear you fucking weirdo. 

Minecraft: You’re making up for all the years your Dad didn’t buy you that lego set for Christmas. That is…if you even had a Dad.

Hogwarts: As a kid you probably spent your days in school pretending to Avada Kedavra your teacher when they gave you an F on your test that you didn’t study for. 

Lethal Company: Ah yes, nothing better than spending 5 hours in the dead of night getting eaten by monsters, screaming your head off, and scaring your neighbors into thinking that you’re either dying or psychotic.   

Dark Souls: You.. simply have no life. At all. 

Halo: You miss the good old days, yet despite all the advancements in technology, you’re more sad than ever.

Zelda: You age like fine wine, becoming cooler and more wise. However, you’re a lot to deal with and not everyone’s cup of tea. Be less complicated.

So, did we hit the nail on the head? At the end of the day, we can all agree that no matter what game you play, you’re at least a little bit crazy. In a good way of course! Here’s to another successful year of video gaming and we can’t imagine what life would be like without our favorite gaming go to’s! 

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