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The Strength of an American Woman

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October 25, 2017
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We like to use a two-pronged attack against radical Islamic extremists that are trying to kill everyone that disagrees with them (what a bunch of dicks, right?). First, we use our military and we drop bombs left and right. The next thing we do is have a slew of gorgeous women with guns and American flags take pictures, and then we spam them all over the internet just like a 13-year-old boy who just discovered Maxim. That two-pronged approach goes together like peanut butter and jelly, Batman and Robin, and milk and cookies. What does all this mean for you? It's simple: You get to take the time to enjoy these patriotic cuties right now!

See, it's not just enough that we send these bad dudes to meet their virgins, nope we have to humiliate them as well, showing them all the great things they are missing out on by being such hateful pricks. Nice guys don't finish last. Dudes that force women to wear burkas or be killed are guys who finish last because telling someone what to do with their assets is distinctly anti-freedom. Plus, have you seen the beautiful women we have here in America? Do you want to cover that up? Sorry bro's but your priorities are way out of line. We love America. We love boobs. We love dropping bombs on people who hate the first two. Speaking of bombs. Here are a few to wet your appetite for part two of our attack on Wahabist scumbags. Like this one. Or this one. We like this one too! Okay, just one more.Without further ado, we at American Grit would like to give you a glimpse into the other half of our two-pronged attack. Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you, the beautiful and patriotic women of the United States of America!

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