Basic Training Story 4701

So there I was at RTC Great Lakes (Great mistakes) we were about two weeks from graduation. I was on watch on the quarterdeck so I had missed a class. Me being the dumb young recruit I am approaching my Chief RDC Chief D and ask "Chief, do I need to make up the class I missed."Chief looks at me blinks a few times then proceeds to say this "Look at my face, guy, if you can imagine a death for you to match this face what would it be, guy?"To which I responded "a slow painful one Chief?""Yes, guy, first I would take and cut off all your skin, then I would take one of those cleaning bottles and squirt running alcohol into all the wounds, then I would take you and drag your ass around the base from the back of my truck, then I would take your recruit lock and key and use it to lock up a cage of hungry lions, then I would unlock the cage and slather you in barbecue sauce and then let the lions devour you for asking dumb questions now get out my face!""Aye aye Chief "Needless to say, I kept my mouth shut the rest of boot camp.Read more Basic Training Stories here.