Swear words, for a lot of us, are more like an "um" or "uh" when speaking anymore; they give us mental space to think and process exactly what we are saying, or in this case, explaining on video. Take the option of those words away, and you're going to have a bad time.In the interest of sounding professional, this former CIA Contractor stumbles over his words time and time again, simply because he can't explain it the way he's most comfortable doing it. Watching him slowly descend into madness is pretty entertaining.The guy in the video is Evan Hafer, CEO of Twistrate. He and his partner Jeff Kirkham are tactics and firearms instructors with over 40 years of combined experience in SPECOPS. You could say they know their sh- uh, stuff. Yeah.After watching this madness, we have a new favorite expression: "That's a f***ing train wreck of a f***ing mouth garbage."Obviously, the video below contains strong language. But most of it is censored, and he's at least trying not to, so if you're not into strong language, you will probably still get a laugh out of this.