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Larry Flynt vs. President Trump

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October 17, 2017
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Desperation is not the best cologne. Larry Flynt, the publisher of Hustler Magazine, has offered a 10 million dollar reward for any information leading to the impeachment and removal from office of Donald Trump. In a full-page ad placed in the New York Post, the enterprising Mr. Flynt lays out his reasons. We don’t mean to beat a dead horse here, but the left’s continual inability to grasp that Donald Trump is the president grows hilarious with every new scheme they hatch.We feel like we’re watching Wile E. Coyote put together another Acme dynamite kit only to have it blow up in his face again. Larry Flynt swears “The attempt to impeach Donald Trump will strike many as a sour-grapes plot by the Democrats to overturn a legitimate election, but there is a strong case to be made that the last election was illegitimate.” Really? Seems like there is a former intelligence officer and representative who might disagree with you, Mr. Flynt. Given that he spent 9 years in the CIA and now sits on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence and you’re a hardcore pornographer, we can certainly understand your confidence about your knowledge of such affairs. Stay in your lane pal.The following is a list of the more laughable charges that Mr. Flynt wishes to bring upon President Trump;

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  • President Trump incited violent civil strife with his support of the KKK. Apparently, when both parties get violent towards one another, blaming them both is the wrong thing to do. The only people responsible for violent civil strife are people that demand you pick their side and then lie to say you supported the other side. Zero for two Mr. Flynt, let's keep going though.
  • President Trump compromised domestic and foreign policy with his massive global business empire, bringing about conflicts of interest How? He resigned. Yes, he still holds his shares, which angers many people, however, it's hardly reasonable to think that he’d give up his entire life for the presidency. We don’t see another president’s doing it, why should he?
  • President Trump has told hundreds of bold-faced lies and complete ignorance of world affairs. Well, the former may be true, but for some reason, China is trying to talk North Korea down and the economy is on the climb. Maybe he was just bluffing to get a reaction. The United States is sitting pretty nicely right now. Look at that Mr. Flynt zero for four.
  • Gross nepotism and appointment of unqualified persons to high office is the next charge on this list. Who exactly is unqualified? Disliking someone’s stance doesn’t make them unqualified. Another swing and a miss, it’s a good thing we’re not playing baseball, you’ve only got one at-bat and you’re already almost into your second out!
  • Sabotaging the 195 nation Paris accords to save the planet from future climate cataclysm. Like it or not, that deal was very one sided and bad for the United States. Again Mr. Flynt, just because you don’t like it, doesn’t mean it's wrong. The deal would have severely crippled the US economy and destroyed thousands of working-class jobs.

This is an acme dynamite kit and it’s going to blow up. All of the conjecture is just going to blow up in your face as you pay for the ad time and time again, and all you get for phone calls or e-mails are half-wits who can provide you no evidence. Have fun blowing your money! But maybe you just wanted a warm hug from the left. Who knows, they recently lost Harvey Weinstein, so maybe there's an opening for a husky perv in their ranks.

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