Rapper B.o.B. Funds Satellite to Prove Flat Earth Theory

If you ever feel like you’re not very smart and you generally don’t have anything going for you in life, read this, because you’re guaranteed to feel like Albert Einstein after you do. What’s this all about? The Flat Earth Theory. Now that you’ve cleaned up whatever beverage you just spat onto your keyboard and monitor, let’s delve deeper. Rapper B.o.B believes that the Earth is a flat disc and that NASA has its employees guarding the edges of the Earth to keep us all in the dark. Sounds dumb, right? Well, just like Billy Mays (God rest his sweet bearded soul) used to say: “Wait, there’s more!”B.o.B has for rizzle (sorry, we had to say it) started a GoFundMe to raise two hundred thousand dollars to launch his own satellites to prove the Earth is flat. We’d place bets that this will never get funded, but as Albert Einstein supposedly stated “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity” so it might get funded extremely fast. Who knows? As of our latest checkup they have raised a little over twenty one hundred dollars. Never mind the fact that NASA has footage from the International Space Station to prove everything on the subject. You know like here or here or even maybe here with an actually legitimate live feed from space.

Maybe when rapper B.o.B says: “We Still In This B****” is referring to his scientific knowledge level still being in 4th grade science class. Even renowned Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson took to twitter to try and explain Earth’s spherical shape, to no avail. I guess Neil has heard of John Glenn, unlike B.o.B.https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/692122189143875586We here at American Grit tend to trust undisputed fact. But, America is about Freedom--even the freedom to believe we live on a giant Frisbee hurtling through space. Thanks for giving us a good laugh, B.o.B.--let us know when you prove the flat earth theory and find the edge of the earth Frisbee.