The Weapons of Archer

Seriously Lana, call Kenny Loggins cause you're in the DANGER ZONE! Today, boys and girls, we'll be talking about a lot of the weapons of Archer, some of them are real, some of them are fake, some of them are real and highly impractical. We'll start it off easy with the weapons of the main characters.

Sterling Archer - Walther PPK

Chambered in .32 ACP, the Walther PPK is a mainstay among spies such as James Bond and Sterling Archer. The compact design and accuracy of the legendary firearm make it a favorite among those who wear snazzy super 220 wool suits. Pew pew pew

Lana Kane - Twin TEC-9s

Lana is not known for her accuracy and neither are her "twin" TEC-9s. Luckily, what she lacks in accuracy she makes up for in sheer rounds per minute, creating a wall of lead. There is one slight problem though. Due to her clingy sweater dresses, she hardly carries extra ammo, so those two mags go and she's out of the fight.

Mallory Archer - Tricked out Smith and Wesson 629 .44 Magnum

Mallory doesn't skimp. Pure and simple, when it comes to firepower, she's got a hand cannon. Due to her role as facilitator and owner of ISIS, Malory hardly ever uses her S&W .44 Mag, but when she does whip it out, nobody is saying "phrasing" in the background.

Ray Gillette - Twin Colt 1911s

Ray is often taken as quiet and unassuming and the possessor of the most level head of the gang. That is until the shooting starts. Ray can be found firing his dual m1911 pistols diving through the air (when he can actually walk) firing all John Woo-like.

Algernop Krieger - K-9000 Infrasonic Pulse Rifle

Few things in life are as tricky as the infamous "brown note." Luckily for our cast, if anyone should become constipated Dr. Krieger has the K-9000 Infrasonic Pulse Rifle. While the effectiveness of this rifle is questionable, it should be known that Krieger's experiments are usually big hits or big misses, there is no in between. This rifle may be more dangerous than we know. Definitely gives new meaning to the term "shoot the shit outta them."

Entire Gang - M41 Mark 2 Plasma Pulse Rifle

The entire team got to play with futuristic Star Wars technology when armed with the M41 Mk2 Plasma Pulse Rifle. The rifle is the latest iteration of the M41A from Aliens with a few minor upgrades.