Friday Pick You Up

It's not a pick me up, I'm always up. It may have something to do with all the coffee and coca...sugar I eat, but with all the horrible no good, dirty rotten bad shit going on in the world today, I thought I'd give you all a little pick you up, again not me, but for you, because truthfully, we do what we do for you.First off, if you're feeling down because some folks think you're an asshole, guess what? You're probably not as big of an asshole as they are making you out to be. We live in an ever changing ever evolving world where an unintentional faux pas can happen at any time. That's the dangerous thing about knowledge, the more of it you get, the more aware you are of the chances of you being an asshole. But like we said, fear not, you're probably not as big of an asshole as people make you out to be. Keep doing good things and remember that nobody is perfect, not even you, or even me. I know that's hard to believe, but it's true. We're all capable of royally screwing the pooch.Next up, since you're probably not as big of an asshole as people make you out to be, you're probably a lot more decent than you give yourself credit for. You probably perform a lot of noble actions all the time that you don't give yourself credit for. You just see it as not being a shitbag, but the truth is, you're probably a little bit better with your actions than the everyday person.The irony that many people may read this and statistically prove me wrong is not lost on me, but as I said, this is to pick you guys up. So if you are an asshole or you're not decent to other human beings, there is still hope for you yet.Why? Because you're alive asshole. So there is no better time than now to change your ways.Happy Friday to you all! I'm gonna go play softball and drink with my coworkers, we suggest you partake in some similar form of merriment.