First off, stop saying you want to "Pick up chicks" or "Pick up girls". That is a surefire way to not accomplish that mission. We know you see the beautiful women at the gym and that you want to ASK THEM OUT (see the difference between "picking up chicks" and "asking them out", subtleties). How do we know this? Because we've been told no hundreds of thousands of times, none of the guys here are very good looking, and most of them have food left in their beards.Look the truth about this whole idea is much simpler than you realize. Here are a few tips that are super simple and will help you be successful in your endeavor to find a mate.Rule 1. Be good looking! Just kidding, but it helps, no lie (again we're just kidding calm down). Be confident. If you don't want to date yourself, then why would she want to date you? That's a legitimate question. When you approach the woman who is almost certainly way out of your league, just be confident. Or fake it. Some ladies might fall for the stuttering, bumbling, mumbling guy but we've only ever seen that in fake RomComs from Hollywood. Be confident, but not aggressive.Rule 2. Look, don't linger. Do you know how creepy it is to stare at someone for more than like even five seconds? It's super creepy. Either nut up and go talk to her or run away shamefully like a coward, but pick one.
Rule 3. Keep it simple, mention that you noticed something about her other than her looks and that you'd like to take her out to dinner or something in that area. It's not a difficult task and you don't have to quote Shakespeare, you just have to be sincere. Ladies have an impeccable bullshit detector and they'll find out if you're being stupid, they always find out, and then you have an entire closet of your suits on fire.Rule 4. Be cool if she says no. Look you may not be her cup of tea, it's not your job to convince her that you're the most amazing gift to her world since Ugg Boots and Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Say something to the effect of "Ok, it was nice meeting you anyways" and go about your merry way.We'll expound more on this later. We just saw this girl doing power cleans, we're gonna go talk to her.