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Joining the Space Force: The Application Process

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June 18, 2018
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Space Force Application Form

Name: ______________ Birthday: _____________________

Please only select one:Prior Service: (Jarhead, Dogs, Zoomies, Squids, Puddle Pirates)

Are you afraid of heights? (Y/N)

How long can you hold your breath? (One minute, 30 seconds, Not At All)

Do you believe in aliens? (Y/N)

If you answered yes to the above question, do you believe we should "Kill them all"? (Y/N)

Are you proficient in the use of The Force? (Y/N)

If yes are you? (Sith/Jedi)

Can you make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? (Y/N)

Do wish to travel to infinity and beyond? (Y/N)

Do you believe the Earth is flat? (Y/N)

Do you believe in gravity? (Y/N)

Preferred role: Starship pilot, Space Fighter Pilot, Space Infantry, Space Shuttle Door Gunner, Other Various Space POG Roles (please explain desired position)

Are you afraid of Pizza The Hut? (Y/N)

Are you your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate? (Y/N)

Do you wish to boldly go where no man has gone before, and get drunk there? (Y/N)

Do you believe Pluto is a planet? (Y/N)

Do you speak fluent Klingon? (Y/N)

Do you recognize this terminal? (Y/N)

Space Force Application

Please screenshot, fill out and submit to gruntstyle.com to be considered for this prestigious new honor.

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