We're not a normal news site, we're everyday average guys, and we like you all get tired of the constant tit for tat little news stories about how this minor event will trigger World War 3 or maybe this little one will. The current state of the world is repetitive and boring. We report on it because, hey, you never know what is going to happen in the history books, but we're tired of writing about Iran doing another douchey thing or China acting out through North Korea. It just seems like a bunch of drunk dudes trying to one-up each other to take home the girl at the bar. The girl at the bar, in this case, will be...Mars. We'll go with Mars as the prize, because why the f*** not.The current state of the world as we see it, is meant to serve and guide you. Please take note of the following facts about the world and the events surrounding it.Russia does not like us. They aren't our friends. They are USSR Lite or Diet Soviet Union, or even "Soviet Union! Now with fewer people and less military might!" It'd be nice if we got along, but we won't. As soon as WW2 was over, total bitter hatred. We were once convenient allies, not friends. We've said it once and we'll say it again. You can take the man out of the KGB (doubtful) but you can't take the KGB out of the man.
China is a major prick. Everything in North Korea was going well with our peace summit until we conducted a freedom of navigation exercise in the South China Sea. Beijing got PISSED OFF. Suddenly North Korea is all "F*** You America!" again. China has been caught stating they want to surpass the United States in military power. That's not something your friends worry about, that's only something your potential adversaries worry about.Iran is on the warpath...sorta. Look we did some shady shit with the Shah of Iran, and we get that. Wasn't a good move on our behalf to support him. However, two wrongs don't make a right and Hezbollah and Iran's other state-sponsored terrorist groups do a whole heap of horrible shit. They are going to continue to saber rattle, ramp up their rhetoric until one side takes it too far and boom now we have war. OR someone is going to back down and there will be no war. Either way, it's a shitty situation.North Korea. If you haven't figured it out by now, North Korea is China's puppet. They do as they're told by the only country in the world that gives them any sort of support. So if North Korea is acting out, you can bet it's coming from Beijing.Europe. They talk a lot of shit, but as we've plainly stated before if Russia wants to annex have of Europe, who's going to stop them? Belgium? Croatia? Spain? Look our allies are great guys, but Russia, as underwhelming as they are, would still wreck most European nations. Definitely not Germany since they get all their fuel from Russia.Syria is a proxy war between the U.S. and Russia. Still think we're friends? Exactly. Syria is a quagmire of bullshit piled on more bullshit, crisscrossing into Iraq.
This is, the current state of the world. If anything changes, we'll be sure to let you know, until then, keep expecting everyone to continue to play the roles they're currently playing. Assholes, being assholes.