Breaking: Russian Bombers & Fighters Off Alaskan Coast

Not gonna make a big deal out of this since they remained in International Air Space, but yesterday Russia just being Russia probed the Alaskan Air Defense Identification Zone with four Tu-95 bombers and two Su-35 fighter aircraft. So much for people playing it cool and not escalating or being provocative.The Russian aircraft were intercepted by a total of four F-22s and we're assuming that since nukes aren't flying the rest of the interaction went on without incident. But seriously...Russian aircraft. What the f*** are you doing guy? Why amidst all of the conflict going on in the world, would you do something like this?Obviously, nothing came of it and that's all well and good, but every time we hear about how the United States should focus on diplomacy and stop being so violent and aggressive, we're reminded that hey rest of the world, you're not doing so hot at this not being aggressive shit either. Russia constantly attacks our foreign policy as 'destabilizing and illegal' but they're still in Crimea and eastern Ukraine, and now they're flying within two hundred miles of Alaska.Seriously, we can't be the only ones that think Russia is being a complete and total dickhead. We're sure someone is going to come out and say "Oh well, we did X, Y, or Z to Russia, so we deserve this underhanded provocation."Why do we constantly teeter on the brink of WW3? This shit. This shit right f***in' here is why we constantly teeter on the brink.Everyone to the United States: Be cool man, don't be aggressive.United States: Ok, ok, we'll try. Sorry about that shit before.Everyone: *gets aggressive towards the United States*United States: *surprised Pikachu face*But otherwise, not a super big deal. You probably don't need to go all Moldy Lameia over it. Red Dawn isn't happening at least yet, so you're not going to stack bodies for Harambe to sort out. Just keep this in mind next time Russia chastises the United States for BeInG aGgReSsIvE. Assholes.