Veterans Day, observed annually on November 11th, is a solemn occasion dedicated to honoring the brave men and women who have served in the United States Armed Forces. It's a day for gratitude, reflection, and remembrance, recognizing the sacrifices made by veterans in defense of our nation. But amidst the somber ceremonies and heartfelt tributes, there's also room for a little lightheartedness and humor. After all, gallows humor is standard fare for most veterans anyway.
A Brief History of Gratitude
The roots of Veterans Day trace back to the end of World War I. Originally known as Armistice Day, it commemorated the armistice agreement that ended hostilities on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month in 1918. In 1938, Armistice Day became a federal holiday, primarily honoring veterans of World War I. However, after World War II and the Korean War, it was expanded to include veterans of all wars. In 1954, Congress officially changed the name to Veterans Day, ensuring that all who served, regardless of when or where, would be recognized.
Honoring Our Heroes
Veterans Day is observed across the nation with a variety of events and traditions:
Parades and Ceremonies: Many cities host parades featuring veterans, military units, and marching bands. Wreath-laying ceremonies and moments of silence would be more appropriate for Memorial Day, but civilians often mistake the two.
Discounts and Freebies: Numerous businesses offer discounts and free meals to veterans as a gesture of appreciation for their service. Free meals means more beer money, but don’t get drunk and fight in the Applebee’s parking lot; you’ll need to stay sober to fight the fry cook.
National Ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery: A national ceremony is held at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, with the President or a high-ranking official laying a wreath and delivering remarks.
Volunteerism: Many individuals and organizations use Veterans Day as an opportunity to volunteer their time to support veterans' causes.
A Touch of Humor
While Veterans Day can be a solemn occasion, it's also a time for veterans to connect with each other, share stories, and find humor in their shared experiences. There are many examples of the spirit of Veteran’s Day being blended with veteran ingenuity, so here are just a few.
The Case of the Missing Medals: A veteran attending a Veterans Day parade realized he had forgotten his medals. Undeterred, he quickly fashioned makeshift medals out of bottle caps and cardboard, proudly displaying them on his chest. When asked about his "unique" decorations, he replied with a wink, "These are for my top-secret missions. G-14 classified and all that."
The Great Uniform Swap: Two veterans attending a Veterans Day dinner in uniform removed their blouses while assisting in setting up for the event. Upon completion of their task, they accidentally grabbed each other's blouses, and being close to the same size, they didn’t notice the difference... Until one found himself being playfully interrogated for ‘his’ Antarctica Service Medal by a then intoxicated officer. At least that was better than his spouse asking the hard questions.
The Patriotic Parrot: A Navy veteran (go figure) taught his pet parrot to say "Thank you for your service!" for an upcoming Veteran’s Day event. The parrot, however, developed a mischievous habit of squawking the phrase at random strangers, including a group of teenagers skateboarding in a parking lot. As you can imagine, getting yelled at by a colorful bird is jarring enough, but based on my Marine friends, it could have been a lot worse.
A Day for Gratitude and Reflection
Veterans Day is a time to express our sincere gratitude to the men and women who have served our country. It's a day to remember their sacrifices, celebrate their courage, and acknowledge their dedication to duty. And while we honor their service with solemn ceremonies and heartfelt tributes, let's also remember the importance of solid jokes, pranks that are actually fun, and various smoked or grilled meats in the lives of those who have experienced the hardships of war.