EY: Probably Said It, Probably

Great leaders from around the world have long been known for their inspirational quotes. One to two lines...maybe even three of virtuous and wise words. But what they don't tell you is the other shit these dudes probably said. Humans are fallible, we say some off the wall shit at times. No matter how pristine and polished you think some of the leaders may have been, the truth is they PROBABLY said a few things that'd make a sailor blush.General Patton:He was never one to shy away from being bombastic and controversial so, we're sure that some of these phrases PROBABLY came out of his mouth."What kind of dork is f***in' named Bernard?""I'm gonna ball so hard they'll name a tank after me, motherf***ers you'll see!"Sgt. Major Dan Daly:As one of the few men to receive the Medal of Honor twice, Dan PROBABLY had some choice words to say, especially if "Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?" was the cleanest quote from him they could print."Only 200 attackers? They must think I'm a bitch or some shit!""Belleau Wood? I'm gonna get a wood after I kill all these Germans that's for damn sure!"Commodore Oliver Hazard Perry:As the hero of the Battle of Lake Erie and a dude with a badass middle name, we bet a nice seafood dinner that Commodore Perry PROBABLY said some off the wall shit."Don't these bitches know my middle name, I DGAF!""We sank your battleships, bitch!"Brigadier General Robin Olds:A triple ace and a noted pretty fly boy by all of the ladies, Robin had a mustache that made Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds cry themselves to sleep. He also PROBABLY said some shit like this."Man (dramatic long pause) I drop panties like I drop enemy fighters.""Do you know what a mustache ride at Mach 2.2 feels like? Want to?"