Have you ever wanted to create wholesale destruction on a nuclear level, but really liked the geographic area, just not the people? Tens of world leaders have this same exact problem. Yeah, they could nuke the assholes, but then there is the whole radiation problem when it comes to setting up a McDonalds or Starbucks so your girlfriend can get Pumpkin Spice Lattes and chicken nuggets. We all know how they love those two items.Fret and fear no more, the Rods from God will solve your problem. Forged out of military grade tungsten, a highly dense metal, these telephone pole-sized rods that put even Ron Jeremy to shame, are dropped from high up in orbit. Let us tell you these things are really high, like massively yugely high up in space. So high in fact that even Snoop Dog is impressed.These Rods from God will penetrate deep due to the overwhelming kinetic force achieved by dropping tungsten rods from orbit. Hell, you all know that Force (F) is calculated by Mass (M) times Acceleration (A) and these heavy bois also become some speedy bois. You got a shit ton of mass traveling at Mach 10+. Not even the John Holmes could cause that kind of destruction with his rod.Due to the fact that there isn't a warhead or nuclear payload cleanup will be easy and reconstruction can start immediately. No hazardous waste or unexploded ordnance to worry about, just a big old tungsten rod to be recycled and reused on the next tin pot dictator who wants to talk shit and needs to get hit.We know this seems like a bad plotline from a video game...wait a minute (Call of Duty: Ghosts anyone), but it is fast becoming a reality.We're thinking this is what DMX meant when he said "Stop, drop, shut 'em down open up shop."