The Most Destructive Weapon in Our Arsenal

We've held back long enough. If we really want to put the kibosh on Russia reasserting themselves, China trying to take over Taiwan, and any extremist terror group, we need to rethink our strategy. We possess a weapon of immense power, one that can destroy entire units will to fight at the mere mention of it. Yet, we've been keen to fight these...humane wars. We've neglected to put the full power of the United States military on display for all to see.The beauty of this weapon lies in its simplicity. In the wise words of many warriors, one of the best ways to plan and to win is to "Keep It Simple, Stupid," and this weapon is so ridiculously simple and stupid than anyone can use it. From the lowest private to the highest ranking general, the weapon needs no skill and very little (if any) training.For years we've hardened our troops by subjecting them to the terrors of this weapon. They've been made into hard men and courageous women.The only thing we haven't done is unleash this weapon on our enemies. We think it's about time we take the handcuffs off and make the world a safer place by subjecting our enemies to...POWERPOINT PRESENTATIONS!It doesn't matter the subject as long as the presentation is as long and redundant as humanly possible with the speaker stumbling over the same points again and again and again. If only China or Russia caught but a glimpse of one of our Powerpoint Presentations, their faces would immediately melt per "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark". This is the true nature of America's military superiority. We can withstand multiple redundant speeches accompanied by boring slide show after boring slide show after boring slide show and so on till the end of time.Heaven help whomever we deem dangerous enough to warrant our fury and wrath in Powerpoint form.