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Floats Missed in the Thanksgiving Parade

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Floats missed in the Thanksgiving parade


Every year I am forced to watch the parades on Thanksgiving morning (isn't marriage great). That of course ends as soon as Football coverage starts. Each and every one of these parades I have had to endure never really wowed me. This year we got to thinking about floats and balloons that somehow get missed year after year.How this one was missed is beyond anyone here. Why does the jolly old fat guy get a prime spot in the festivities and Krampus gets left out. No wonder he comes to punish those who have been bad each year.[caption id="attachment_3218" align="aligncenter" width="500"]

Krampus float

Krampus float[/caption]And how could they forget the yellow bird on the window Sill?[caption id="attachment_3219" align="aligncenter" width="500"]


A yellow bird....[/caption]The Grunt Style Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales float was left out of parades around the country. And that is BS. Even though it wasn't included, you can still enjoy some great deals.[caption id="attachment_3203" align="aligncenter" width="660"]

Black Friday float red

Black Friday float red[/caption]Since Santa has such a big part in these parades, why not feature numerous Santa's and share the spot light with the hard working mall Santa's around the country?[caption id="attachment_3220" align="aligncenter" width="500"]


The Santapede[/caption]With all the crazy terrorists out in the world today, where was Miss Taliban? Does she not deserve the recognition alongside everybody else?[caption id="attachment_3221" align="aligncenter" width="500"]

Miss Taliban

Miss Taliban[/caption]This one got left off as well. Two color options and neither were picked up for the big parades![caption id="attachment_3202" align="aligncenter" width="660"]

Black Friday sale black[/caption]Last but not least, a float that is in the minds of all Veterans and those they love. Anyone that has been around the Armed Forces Military or civilian, has witnessed the Big Green Weenie.[caption id="attachment_3222" align="aligncenter" width="500"]

Green weenie

The Green Weenie[/caption]That's it for the Thanksgiving parade. Time to start preparing for the 2016 St. Patrick's day parade. Ideas on floats or balloons can be sent to magazine@gruntstyle.com[mwi-cat-listing cat="94" ppp="4" cols="4" desc="false" type="view" btn_color="black" ]

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