The Most American Comebacks Of All Time

The rest of the world associates being American with being arrogant, cocky, fat, lazy, and stupid. Well we've got some news for you kids, we've been kicking ass and taking names for over 200 years, so pardon us if we don't give a shit about what you think of us. When you start winning your own wars and land on the moon, then we can talk. Until then, let us keep doing what we do.Only 2 Freedom days? Please.

How ya doin' there little guy?

Wait, you actually drink tea? We prefer whiskey.

The definition of "Free"

You don't have to be good at grammar to kill Nazis.

We're starting to take over hockey too.

See more amazing comebacks from BuzzFeedAll jokes aside, we love our allies and you all know we'd have your backs if some jackasses want to get sassy. When that day comes, we will lay waste to those who are stupid enough to mess with our friends. Until then, we will keep letting everyone know how awesome it is to be American.Let us know what you think of this in the comment section or on our Facebook.