Iran Doubles Down, But No Need to Worry

Are you tired of this? Because we're tired of this. X country threatens the United States, the United States knowing that we can wipe pretty much anyone off the planet we want, respond telling X country we'll knock them into the stone age. Country X then says they have something that will totally kick our ass. We call their bluff and they back down...that's usually how it happens at least. But Iran doubles down once again!So, shit is either about to get really interesting really fast or the same saber-rattling bullshit is going to continue.General Qassem Soleimani fired back at Trump after Monday's reply from President Trump regarding President Hassan Rouhani's statement about how the United States needs to be careful of Iran.General Qassem is the leader of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Quds Force "elite and clandestine special operations unit" who also, by the way, has been listed as a supporter of terrorism since 2007. As far as it goes with the Quds Force, they're assholes and they are led by an asshole. To have the said head asshole say the following verbatim

"You will start the war but we will end it."

Really...really you're going to end it? With what?Sorry, but we're going to call a spade a spade and say this. Everyone needs to either calm down or fight already. The back and forth is old. Iran is doubling down the same way North Korea did, and North Korea is being a little bit more chill lately, not as much as we'd like but definitely not threatening to nuke Guam anymore.Iran doesn't even have a solid proxy backing them, North Korea had China and still backed down. Iran has nobody.

Even North Korea has got to be sitting there like "This is a really dumb move. These guys are totally going to frigging die like...tomorrow if they keep this dumb shit up."Us? We'll just be sitting here on our porch with our bourbon and coffee.