Living the Dream – Advice for Camping on the Beach

Camping on the beach can be a magical experience, combining the natural beauty of the ocean with the adventure of outdoor living, and being away from other people isn’t a bad side effect. However, beach camping also presents unique challenges that require preparation lest sand go where it isn’t wanted. As summer comes to an end, the beaches are usually less crowded and can provide a perfect escape.

Choose the Right Location

Selecting the perfect spot is crucial for a successful beach camping trip. Not all beaches permit camping, so research and find designated campgrounds or beaches where camping is allowed. Be aware of local wildlife, as sand fleas and other fauna can be a very real threat to your sanity. National parks, state parks, and some private beaches often have designated areas for camping, and with some types of military or veteran passes they can be at reduced cost (or free). It’s also a good idea to read reviews from other campers to get a sense of what to expect.

Be Aware of Tides

Understanding the tidal patterns is essential when camping on the beach. Setting up your tent too close to the water can result in a soggy disaster if the tide comes in. Set up camp well above the high-tide line. Use tide charts and local knowledge to decide the safest spot and mark the high-tide line during low tide to avoid any surprises.

Sand Gets Everywhere, and Wind Helps

Beach environments can be windy and sandy, which can affect your camping experience. Sand can get into everything, and strong winds can make it difficult to set up your tent. Invest in sand stakes or heavy-duty tent pegs designed for sandy conditions to secure your tent and other gear. Bring extra tarps to cover your gear and create a windbreak. Shaking out your equipment and using a small brush can help manage the sand.

When You Start to Sizzle, Move Your Ass

The beach offers little natural shade, so it’s important to protect yourself from the sun. Prolonged exposure can lead to sunburn or heat exhaustion. Pack plenty of sunscreen, hats, and sunglasses. Also bring aloe with lidocaine to treat the burns of stubborn people who don’t use the sunscreen you packed. Consider bringing a beach umbrella or a portable shade structure. Drink plenty of water to stay hydrated and take breaks in the shade (especially when enjoying adult sodas).

We’re Not Feeding the Neighborhood

Storing food safely is critical to avoid attracting wildlife and keeping your meals fresh. The heat can spoil food quickly, and some beach areas may have wildlife like seagulls or raccoons that are eager to raid your supplies. Worse, depending on your location, bears. (When asked why no one has built a bear proof container, a National Park Ranger stated the reason was that the overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans is bigger than you’d think). Use a cooler with plenty of ice packs to keep perishables cold. Store food in sealed containers and keep it in your tent or vehicle when not in use. Clean up immediately after meals to avoid attracting animals.

Hug a Tree

Beach ecosystems are delicate, and it's important to minimize your impact. You wouldn’t leave trash in a hide in combat, so don’t do it here. Leave no trace by cleaning up all trash and avoiding damage to vegetation and wildlife. Bring biodegradable soap for washing dishes and yourself. Pack out all garbage, including food scraps. Avoid disturbing local wildlife and plant life.

Get Comfortable Being Comfortable

Look, suffering in the field is good for bonding, but not every outing needs to be a pain challenge. Use a sleeping pad or air mattress to create a barrier between you and the sand. Bring warm clothing for cooler evenings and lightweight, breathable clothing for the day. A camping chair or beach mat can make relaxing on the sand more enjoyable. Hammocks, if there is a place to hang them, are excellent at keeping the sand off and the breeze flowing.

Don’t Be the Reason for the Safety Brief

Safety should always be a priority. Be aware of potential hazards like strong currents, sharp rocks, and unpredictable weather. Swim only in designated areas and be aware of rip currents. Wear water shoes to protect your feet from sharp objects. Keep an eye on the weather forecast and be prepared to leave quickly if conditions worsen. You can’t cash your own life insurance policy, so don’t try.

Beach camping offers a unique and rewarding outdoor experience, blending the sounds of the ocean with the simplicity of tent life. Some careful planning beforehand can allow you to really tune out once you arrive. Leave the trauma bonding for working hours, and kick back for as long as you can.

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