Teddy Roosevelt crushed more anal cavities than a dildo machine set to “ramming speed.” And he did it all with severe Asthma, nearsightedness, and Boner-related dizzy spells (allegedly).

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About the VBT Franchise

Why VBT? Well, we understand your needs. You work around a bunch of f*ckwits, you live around a bunch of soyboys, and you've always wondered if anyone has ever bayoneted thirty people in one day.

The solution? Give the people the mental testosterone injection they didn't know they needed.

So, Kick back, grab a cold one, and enjoy the gift of violence with your friends and loved ones as we add new stories of graphic violence to our VBT Hall of Fame!as we add new stories of graphic violence to our VBT Hall of Fame!