Women Caught Trespassing at CIA HQ

Oh goodness. I had to check the date and link about fifteen times in the span of five minutes to make sure I wasn't being punked. Military Times reported that a lady was caught trespassing at Langley, CIA HQ...and asked to speak to...wait for it...wait for it...Agent Penis.No. I'm not joking, I'm not even sure I wish I were joking, I mean...that's not even that funny of a joke. The only thing that truly makes this hilarious is that it actually happened. I'd imagine that in an organization as big as the CIA that you maybe have one guy who showed up and was like "No, uh that's me, I'm Agent Penis," only to get shut down and embarrassed because, Agent Penis he is not, in fact, much to everyone's obvious surprise, there is no Agent Penis.Jennifer G. Hernandez showed up not once, not twice, not three times, but four times insisting that she was at the headquarters to see a recruiter. Each time turned away and her hopes of being the next Lana Kane dashed. On her fourth visit though, that's when she invoked the name of the ever powerful and omnipotent...or is it impotent? Agent Penis.Sadly for Hernandez, she left the grounds in a police car with misdemeanor trespassing charges.We're sure that the CIA sees a lot of weird shit in their line of work. But this...this one has got to be some sort of record or a first-time occurrence that someone has seriously asked for Agent Penis. And to be quite honest, I'm not even mad. Like, I'm glad she was caught and stopped, but a mere misdemeanor for trespassing on CIA property asking for Agent Penis...if she's a troll just doing it for the lulz, then she ought to be our Queen or some shit.That's priceless. Imagine the conversation with her grandchildren."What's the craziest thing you've done nana?""Well, this one time I went to the CIA Headquarters at Langley..."