What in the name of big dick having, cowabunga it is, gnarly submarine riding, badassery was that shit? I know by now we all saw the video and in case you haven't, we've included it here. But that dude was not having any of their drug smuggling narco bullshit. That dude who's name we definitely don't have because, well it's hard to see his face and we doubt the Coast Guard is gonna go around telling everyone who he is since drug lords aren't huge fans of guys that confiscate their shit went full tilt like a Peterbilt.After catching up with the submersible, one ballsy ass dude took the lead and prompted his teammates to follow by taking action in an extremely perilous situation. Out on the open sea, you've got a submersible running from the Coasties like it stole some shit...which it probably didn't it was probably delivering some shit or returning to its home when the Coast Guard was like "Nope, not today, we gonna getcha fool." And get em they did.One question we have though, how did the submersible not sink when he got on? Since obviously, he has gigantic balls of depleted uranium. Anyways, homeboy got on the sub and started bangin' on the hatch like these goons owed him some hard-earned dolla dolla bills y'all. We kinda wanted him to drop a frag down the hatch and hold it shut, but we get how impractical that would have been. Either way, feast your eyes on the badassery at hand.
Usually, we talk a buncha mad shit about the Puddle Pirates and whatnot, but they have definitively earned the win this week and shit-talking privileges for about probably 5 days before we start giving them shit again. It's up to another Coastie to keep the shit-talking at bay and doing another gnarly submarine ride.