Dwayne "The Tank" Johnson

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has sparked the latest internet outrage among the peaceniks and slapdongs. Why though? What could the most electrifying man in sports entertainment have done to endure such comments like the following:"That’s not something to be very proud of because it’ll be your name on that tank that’ll kill innocent people."Well, we sorta gave it away. Fort Bliss and the 1st Armored Division honored Dwayne by naming one of their tanks after him. He wasn't even visiting the base or petitioning Congress to get more tanks. Nope, he merely exists. Therefore when a unit names their M1A2 Abrams after "The Rock" and Dwayne is a decent enough of a human being to be gracious about it by saying the following;"Heavy duty, bad a--, sexy AF and built to take care of business 😉 — but most importantly, thank you all for your service. Grateful to the bone."You just know...you just already know that comments like the first one are going to come soon after.It's a pretty typical cycle. Guys in the military do something nice and honor someone by naming something that they depend on day in and day out after them. Honoree is gracious enough to understand it's a huge sign of respect and admiration, appreciates the gesture. Then anyone and everyone who doesn't like the military (and probably can't differentiate between there, their and they're, if you're new to the internet you won't get that joke) decides that this is the time and place to lament our foreign policy actions...on Instagram...not on the ballot...not when it matters...no...on Instagram.“Not sure having a destructive weapon named after you is such a great honor.""Well I really like you as a person and everything but what is a tank meant for? If it is to take the lives of human beings and others then it is not admirable... I hope it won’t be used... May God bless you all ❤️ Peace and Love."We hope it gets used a lot. In fact, we hope the crew of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (the tank not the person) stack bodies in such a way as to have people say the following;"We know you HAD to kill them, but shit man, did you have to do that?"We hope that tank makes the history books for killing the shit out of America's enemies. (Here's looking at you Russia, China, Iran, North Korea...Venez...just kidding hopefully)