You're going to have a bad time. If you're of nationality, that has a history of sending students to spy on and steal secrets from the United States... Zhao Qianli, a self-touted musicology student from China was caught taking photos of the Naval Air Station Key West. The claim is that he was lost on a tourist trail...yeah ok dude. The photos of the installation were taken on September 26th, 2018 and no photos of typical tourist destinations were found on his phone or digital camera.Dude...It's not like you didn't know it was a Naval Air Station...those places are loud as hell, have jets taking off and flying and doing all sorts of shit and you took photos and want to claim ignorance? How dumb do you think we are? Especially after wading in the water around a fence...geez duder come on now."Hey, those look like military jets and sound like military jets...I think this is a commercial airport."Because everyone knows that a Boeing 747 and an F-35 look basically exactly alike...or F/A-18s, either way. The only base that I can think of that may not look like a military base is Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center Twentynine Palms. Why? Because why make it look like a military base when it already looks like a no shit full-scale model of Hell. It may be slightly hotter than Hell though.Zhao is being sentenced to one year in prison for his photography of Key West, while his lawyer vehemently states that he is not a spy and was just confused. That's a fair statement except for the fact that the photographs and recordings are of government buildings and an antenna field...I mean, what great tourist photos of drab government buildings and an antenna field. That's not weird at all.Hopefully, you're all getting the implied sarcasm.According to his lawyer Zhao just wants to go home...yeah, uh I f***in bet he does. We've never heard of a spy who got caught wanting to go back to his homeland, that'd be super weird.
Made with veterans and patriots in mind.
Patriotic Apparel
![](https://cdn.prod.website-files.com/6285335fd4b66d4ace21ff50/66ce34a7051a8aa63db8b34c_Blank%20Poster_2000x2000_%20v2_It%27s%20Showtime%20Collection%20Group.jpeg)
Shop Best Sellers
![](https://cdn.prod.website-files.com/6285335fd4b66d4ace21ff50/66ce35e49627b58efb6d72cc_Blank%20Poster_2000x2000_%20v2_GS6356%20Waffle%20Top%20Hoodie%20-%20Red%20Plum.jpg)
Shop Outerwear
![](https://cdn.prod.website-files.com/6285335fd4b66d4ace21ff50/66ce38eb79da76b30d983ede_Blank%20Poster_2000x2000_1__GS6586%20Standard%20Issue%20Core%20Basic%205-Pack%20-%20White.jpeg)