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On the Other Side of the World: India and Pakistan

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February 26, 2019
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Oh man. India and Pakistan are not being "totes cool dudes" to each other right now. In fact, both countries are being decidedly not cool bruh as our "streetwise" suburban trust fund living friend Chad would say. India launched some airstrikes against terrorist training camps inside of Pakistan early this morning which led to celebrations by the citizens of India. Well...at least that is what India said. Pakistan said India's airstrikes didn't do f*** all. They (Pakistan) then responded by shelling areas along the Line of Control...the defacto border between India and Pakistan.In case you didn't know, Pakistan...you know the place where Osama Bin Laden was found...the place we used to give a shiiiiiiitload of foreign aid to...the place that has legitimate terrorist training camps and has at the very least, terrorist sympathizers in influential government positions...yeah. That's Pakistan. They neighbor Afghanistan, Iran, and India, and they are super big undercover fans of Jaish-e-Mohammad (JeM).India recently suffered an attack from Jaish-e-Mohammad militants, and so they launched airstrikes at the alleged training sites of the terror organization that happened to be located inside of Pakistan. They said they killed hundreds. Pakistan said they didn't kill anyone.India: "We totally killed like 100 terrorists!"Pakistan: "You killed nobody..."India: "Nah we got footage bruh."Pakistan: "No, you don't."India: "Well maybe not but you could imagine what it'd be like if we did!"And now the tensions rise as two neighbors who are also both nuclear powers, seem to be ready to square up instead of shutting up. We're over here worried about Venezuela erupting into civil war, China assaulting Taiwan and Russia threatening defunct and abandoned bases with nukes, meanwhile, India and Pakistan are having their own standoff and we're over here like..."Who is going to end the world first?"Because between our AI robots that can eat people, and Russia and China trying to flex their shit...and Venezuela killing civilians...we are about to see some crazy ass shit. Bet.

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