Scary Dogs

It's not very often we find ourselves able to write about the Transportation Security Administration (TSA). We do relish the opportunity though, because man, we've had it out for them ever since we found out they always do a full body search and pat down of our double amputee friend who lost his limbs in Iraq. Don't pay attention to the guy in a heavy sweater in the middle of July flying from Las Vegas to Los Angeles with wires hanging out from beneath the sweater, he's definitely good to go.Ok, maybe that was a bit of an exaggeration, but it's our world, and we can do what we like, sort of. The truth of the matter is that the TSA will be looking to employ more floppy droopy-eared dogs because, well hot damn those pointy-eared pooches are just too frightening. It's not like you're there to provide security and ensure that you efficiently find threats, nope, gotta make sure the f***ing dogs ears don't trigger some poor unfortunate skinny jean wearing, not having bathed in two weeks because your bodies natural oils are just "whoa like so much better for you man," hipster carrying his obnoxious acoustic guitar case as a carry on. We're honestly surprised our made up offended person is wearing shoes, but it is an airport so...we can't really fudge that part of this up.German Shepards, Belgian Malinois...dogs like these have had a long history of protecting humans and keeping them safe. These dogs also happen to have the cutest pointy ears. But because this is America and someone always has to ruin something for everyone else, the pointy-eared dogs are deemed too scary. So, more dogs like labs, retrievers and hounds will be used to ensure that we're safe at the airport, both physically and emotionally.Now don't get us wrong, we love all of the dogs...except chihuahuas...those dogs are just large rats, but we're not sure why there is this hate for the pointy-eared dogs, they look sleek and refined. They look like heckin' good boys and girl, but apparently to some, they evoke a sincere panic.Stop being a breedist and hating on pointy-eared pooches TSA.