Venezuela: Clusterfluck Central

Damnit. Damnit. Damnit. Damnit. What a clusterfluck. This shit show in Venezuela is getting dumber by the day. At first, we're like "Hey no more wars, we've been at it for almost 20 years and it f***ing sucks," and everyone generally thinks ending an almost 20-year war is a great idea. Then we're like "Well...you know Venezuela..."No. And not only just no but f*** no!!The most recent updates on the situation are these.Obvious "Commie" shitbag Maduro who has bankrupted and starved his people is clinging to power through the military. They're arresting protestors in late night raids. Bad move dickwad.Russia is like, "Hey even though we're not Commies anymore *wink wink*, we'd like to help you guys out."The United States is like "Hey we'll send humanitarian aid, but we need to ensure it gets to the right people....so possibly troops if Russia puts troops there?"So it's a giant clusterfluck. A shitstorm waiting to happen. Shit is cray cray in Europe and the South China Sea but damnit all to hell if Venezuela isn't making their own push to plunge the world in the WW3.We suggest that we just let the "Diet Commies" implode on their own. It's cold and possibly heartless, we know. But honestly, if we're not going to go in and slay like we did WW2, then we need to calm the hell down. But as usual socialist policies will eventually drive people to start fighting back and we wish the people of Venezuela luck in their fight. We hope that if it does turn into genocide and we end up putting American troops on the ground, we kill everyone that needs killing and then come home.We also hope that if we meet up with Russia in a fight, we remind those pinko commie sons of bitches, why the Berlin Wall fell. Because we bitch slapped them right in their hammer and sickle.