Man Arrested at White House with Whiskey

It's hard to find good help these days, but one thing is certain, if you bring booze, you can usually find someone willing to help you out. Such was the case for Yianny Georgopoulos a Canadian citizen who visited the White House on Wednesday morning just after midnight. We say visited, but well...Yianny moved a bike rack upon which hung signs stating that trespassing would be a bad idea.Yianny carried with him two bottles of Crown Royal in hopes that he would be able to deliver them to the President in exchange for his help in finding a wife. Like we said, good help is hard to find, hell any sort of help is hard to find. But when you bring booze, your chances of having folks help you drastically increase.Yianny, intrepid Canadian that he is, ignored the signs and strode onto the property where he was confronted by a Secret Service officer. We think the conversation went a little like this, but we're only guessing.Secret Service Agent: Halt! Who goes there!Yianny: Hello, it's me Yianny. I am here to see the president aboot finding me a wife eh.Secret Service Agent: You're not allowed here. Leave immediately!Yianny: Oh I have some whiskey for your boss there, guy.Secret Service Agent:...Put the whiskey down then leave. We need to...confiscate it and have it "tested".Yianny: Ok, didn't mean to cause a fuss. Have a nice day!While this is only hearsay, we think it to be mildly if not entirely inaccurate, but also amusing so we'll run with it.Look, if your best idea for finding a wife is to approach the leader of the free world with whiskey... we can't really be mad at you. It's dumb for sure and definitely a great way to get shot in the face. But we're not quite sure if it was genius or insanity that prompted his move. Everyone likes whiskey, but also you know, trespassing at the White House...that usually ends up with your head resembling a Native American craft used to traverse rivers and lakes...