Welcome to the Internet

Well hello and good day everyone. Welcome to the Internet. We know the internet has been around for quite some time and that many believe themselves to be intimately familiar with the workings of the "web". However, as we peruse the vast landscape of cyberspace, we've found that many actually aren't as "equipped" as they believe themselves to be. That's ok, we're here to help!Trolls

Trolls aren't there to prove a point. Trolls are there to get you so raging mad that you can't think straight. Trolls are like the little brother or sister that says "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you" while being an inch away from you. All you're doing by arguing with them is falling deeper into their trap. They don't really care about the subject at hand, they just care about pissing you off and ruining your day. Don't feed the trolls.Keyboard WarriorsKeyboard Warriors are a lot like trolls, except they care about the subject and care about being right. Sometimes you'll get a Keyboard Warrior who is also a troll. It's a weird combination and sometimes you might have trouble differentiating between the two as they both usually say outrageous things and act like total fools. You have to be very discerning when trying to figure out which one is which, but usually, the same rule applies to Keyboard Warriors as trolls. Don't feed them.

White KnightsWhite Knights seem like really great folks until you realize their motives. They're only nice because they're trying to get something in return...we'll leave it up to you to figure out what they want (can't just hand you answers, you've gotta work for it). As soon as White Knights don't get what they want, they claim that they're friend-zoned or that the other party is a total bitch. White Knights are creepers who use the camouflage of being nice. Be cool because it's the right thing to do, not because you're trying to score points.

People that Don't ReadDon't confuse these people with Keyboard Warriors or Trolls. These people simply don't read. Whatever it is you say, they'll probably have something ignorant to say about it. Can you guess why? Because they didn't read your post. They just saw two words together and formed an opinion. An ignorant opinion. Ignore these people as well.